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follow the leader ...when i am queen i'll have my way...i'll make it drowning dollie day...and all the tears that we have cried will suck back in our eyes...well, i think today went rather well. aside from the whole thing of me freaking out and being stressed, and biting my nails again. but we're just going to pretend that never happened. i did, however, have a rather interesting conversation with alanna, about how i am going to be come queen of the world and abolish tests. basically, the plan is to manipulate all of you into following me by way of offering candy and slurpees. we figure that we'll have a garage sale to raise the funds for this. and then i will become immortal and rule the world forever. so, who's with me? ...embrace this moment remember...we are eternal...all this pain is an illusion...hmmm...today being good. auditions were today. i fucked up my acting audition horribly. but that's okay, because it is for a class project, and she has to cast me in something. and the audition for the play went wonderfully. i was not really thinking that i was prepared in the slightest, but then it turned out that i did actually know my lines, and that the blocking was a whole lot simpler in the audition than it was in the side. i love when mrs evans makes things easier for us. and along with that, there was the discovery of my amazing new talent. i can touch my nose, pat my head, and rub my tummy all while hopping on one foot. don't ask. but really, can you do that? hah. i didn't think so. (oh and if you actually can, you rock. i will let you help me rule when i am queen.) ...i dropped a trail of candy hearts, hoping you would search for me...today also marked a day that involved a lot of human contact. like actual physical contact (although not in a dirty way, like i am sure at least a couple of you went with it.) in case you didn't know this about me, i am all about the non-sexual physicality. fun stuff. plus it was mchappy day. meaghan felt all guiled into donating to the charity, and since she did, she got a balloon on a stick. which i promptly kidnapped, and took to choir with me. which was useful, considering that i got to hit everyone in the head with it, and attempt to have a sword-fight with alex, as he also had a balloon on a stick. more thingsshould come on sticks. that would be really cool. then last block jason stole it, and i had to fight him back for it. which is difficult, because he's taller than me (well...who isn't?...) but since he decided to be a mean boy he just held it higher than i could reach. and for the record, he isn't ticklish either. but yeah, i think i lost my train of thought somewhere along this road. in the end, cam defaced the baloon by drawing a penis on it while meaghan and i were in the hallway attempting to learn the side for our auditions. so we gave it to stacey after school. oh...and the word of the day is osculate...one of the most interesting words, simply becuase i found it by reading the dictionary. (yes, you caught me. i am indeed a loser) plus most people look at you like you have about 6 heads and 23 eyeballs when you say it, becuase they think you are just confusing it with oscillate. but i still haven't been able to use this word in a conversational sentence without laughing. oh sure it's possible, as both a number of statements, or a question. but if you're not careful, and people aren't really paying attention, then they think you are talking about ovulating. another thing entirely. wow. this was useless. *shrug* sorry. i'll at least aim for coherent with tomorrow's entry.
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